Emergency Roadside Services

It happens to all of us. We're on our journey of belief, firmly grounded in a faith or practice, thinking we're properly tuned, fueled, have the right maps, and yet . . . KABLOOEY! Breakdowns happen.

At Triple S we're committed to helping you when and where you need it through our comprehensive roadside emergency services. We're prepared to help you through the most common problems encountered by pilgrims:

• Your soul need a jump?
• Lock yourself out of the spirit world?
• Out of incense?
• Can't find a confessional?
• Need a prayer rug?

Triple S Emergency Roadside Services include emergency fuel (the nature of which vary by time of day and Pilgrim need,), roadside confessional and prayer rug services (both enabled by the patented and flexible Rugfessional), map/direction services, and critically, the SoulJumper.

The SoulJumper cables together a seeker in need of, well something, with another soul with energy to give. The physical and spiritual connection forged by this patented Triple S technology provides needed resuscitation for the recipient, good karma for the giver, and an entertaining spectacle for passers by.

Just look for one of our Certified Grace Monkeys as you go about your journey and know that we're there to help!

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