Faith'O'Matic

The spiritual commute can take its toll. The daily grind of rituals, prayer, meditation, dos and don'ts all create wear and tear on a spiritual vehicle. Whether your leasing or own your vehicle, it's worth considering whether your ride is right for you. At Triple S we take the guesswork out of this important decision and leave it to the fates. Come in for a consultation and just spin the Faith'O'Matic to choose a route to enlightenment. We'll mark your body so you don't forget your newly discovered destiny and give you directions so you won't get lost. Choose from either Believer or Seeker.

Chakradjustment

How's your heart chakra? If you're like most pilgrims, the toil of your search leads, over time, to misaligned chakras. Are you aware that the leading cause of breakdowns on the highway of belief is a misaligned heart chakra? We didn't think so. Our Chakradjuster will put things right, correcting chakra alignment and timing and ensuring you have what it takes to get to wherever you're going.

Pilgrim Foot Wash

Sure you can levitate. And bowing to Mecca gives some measure of rest. But whatever your beliefs, eventually you're going to have to use those feet, and that's where we're your best friend. Centuries of research and practical experience in assisting wandering pilgrims, drifting seekers, and migrating missionaries has led the our R&D team to develop the Patented Pilgrim Processor. At Triple S we believe in the Triple P--a three stage process of foot care focused on washing, purification, and beautification. As you walk down the path to enlightenment why not put your best foot forward?